Fandom High Security Office: Thursday 8/25

[nookiepowered]

Bo was not chortling as she reviewed the outdoor security footage from last week, because that would be mean.

She was trying to figure out how to instruct the system to FREAKING CALL HER when it identified things like someone hanging naked from the side of the dorms.

And snickering a little.

Which was not chortling.

At all.

[OOC: Raccoonmodding by permission, open to all!]

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[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I needed to ask you--"

Cue facepalm.

"...well, shit."

[nookiepowered]

"Don't worry, it's not Youtube." Ahem. "Just the security cameras."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Duuuude. I thought I was in the clear!" Kenzi waved her arms as the her on-screen dangled and yelled at Miley. "Can you believe she asked if I wanted a blanket?" Gawwwd. "You're going to torch this, right? Right?"

[nookiepowered]

Bo pretended to think about it. "But Kenzi, that might be illegal."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Splutter. Flail. Gasp. "BO!" Fall to the knees and beg in best Drama Princess fashion. "I'll be your best friiiiend! I'll get you ice cream! I'll..." Um? "Something!"

[nookiepowered]

"Return all the shit you stole while you were a raccoon?" Bo suggested, finger on the delete key. "Though the ice cream's not a bad idea."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Owwwwwwww...." Kenzi folded over herself as if stabbed in the stomach. And then lay prone. "I ate some of it!"

Well. Clearly not the jewelry.

[nookiepowered]

Bo snorted and crossed her arms. "I didn't mean that word literally. I don't think anybody wants back the stuff you ate."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, they're out of luck there," Kenzi said from the floor. Still all Dying Pathetic Flower Swan. "...C'mon. I mean. You couldn't put that stuff on the internet, it'd get taken down. And you're not that meeean."

[nookiepowered]

Dammit, she had a point. "I might just save it for my own private viewing..."

Wait. No. "Oh, eww, no. Wow, did I not mean that."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi's brief expression of total bzuh? melted into hilarity, and she sat up, hands dangling over her knees. "See! So, it should be gone!... wait, this is the good part."

Hellooo, Roy.

[nookiepowered]

Bo eyed the screen. "And you say my life is a porn movie?"

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I know!" Total glee. "Too bad he's leaving. He has *very* strong shoulders." She got back up to her feet without dusting herself off. "C'mon, be a pal... make me a copy and then zap it?"

What? She'd like to watch that again.

[sith_happened]

Anakin rapped at the door. "Bo?"

[nookiepowered]

"Sheriff?" she answered after looking up with a small smile. "Good to see you're back in the pink too."

[sith_happened]

"I hate August," Anakin grumbled. "But thank you. Same to you."

[nookiepowered]

Bo blinked at him and wondered if she should be taking notes. "Do evil rocks always invade in August?"

[sith_happened]

"The rocks were new," Anakin said, "but it's always something. Last year there were portals that sucked people to other dimensions. We've had dinosaurs, dragons made of Jello, a really charming one where half of us ended up in a parallel universe where vampires were winning..."

[nookiepowered]

"Which...was bad?" She had to check; the only vampires she knew weren't exactly at war with anybody. Well, when Mitchell was sane, he wasn't.

[sith_happened]

"Very," Anakin said. "They viewed the rest of us as meals on the hoof."

[nookiepowered]

"Lovely." Bo thought about asking if there'd been a evil version of Mitchell or Eric... and thought about not. Because she didn't want to not be able to un-know it later. "Though.... jello dragons? That doesn't sound so bad. "

[sith_happened]

"Just messy," Anakin replied. "It's not always mortal peril, but it seems to come about three times a year."

[nookiepowered]

"What, once isn't enough?" So much for just penciling out August on the calendar.

[sith_happened]

"Apparently the island just draws trouble," Anakin said. "Personally, I blame some of the students."

Just don't ask why.

[nookiepowered]

Oh, Anakin. "Why?"

Not that Bo would disagree that Certain Students were designated magnets for mayhem from birth, but she wanted to know why he thought so.