She was tempted to say Well, if she was on my flight, they were probably 'aaaaaaaaghghgh!' but people had been fired for improvising lines that were funnier than the script. Also he was really close, close enough to smell his unfiltered, non-menthol, non-light cigarette. Oh God.

"I did hear somebody say I love you, John while everything was going to hell." It had come from someone throwing up in the bathroom, but details, details.