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Bo Jones. Or maybe Dennis. ([personal profile] nookiepowered) wrote2012-04-19 04:04 pm

FH Security Office, Thursday

"You could fit three of me in these pants with room left over for Tiny, Herc, a raging polyester rash and a bachelorette to be named later!"

Today wasn't the first time Bo had worn her staff uniform in public. It was just the first time she'd given in to her hatred for the shin-length Agatha Christie skirt and tried out the pants instead.

Today wasn't the first time she'd bitched out loud about her staff uniform to an empty office, either. It was just the first time she got a reply.

From her desk drawer.

Of snorts, squeaks, thumps, and some sound Bo not only didn't have words for, she didn't want to have words for it.

"Stop that!"

No such luck. It just got louder.

"For Christ's sake, I'm a succubus. You think I don't know what you're doing in there? Cut it out!"

There might as well have been a post-it note attached that said If The File Drawer's Rockin', Don't Bother Knockin'.

"I have a gun!"

She did, and she wasn't afraid to use it. Even on something that looked like a bunny.

Mostly. Bo didn't know what she would do if it clucked at her, so she wasn't opening the drawer just yet.

[OOC: Drawer is closed, door is closed, post is open!]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I need to borrow your boots." Hi to you too, Bo. "And have you seen those blue things out there?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh c'mon! I have an orthopedic condition! My feet flail when put in ugly shoes!" Kenzi stopped to stare at the desk, eyes getting wider. "Um. Lizards, bunnies, or other?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could set fire to the desk so we don't have to ever know?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hate these guys! We can't do anything fun, like set fires, when they're here!" Kenzi stomped her un-booted feet, and then kicked the drawer. More growling noises. "Hey, you work here. When are they leaving?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously. Seriously?" Kenzi was now contemplating spiking any drinks they bought at Caritas with Metamucil. "Bo, this can't go on. I will crack. I will paint the town red with BORING PEOPLE GO HOME! Either they go, or or or I gotta go. This is crazy."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi kicked the drawer again, just to emphasize her feelings. "We can go back together. Skip the whole juvie thing, we could get a place," she said, tentative. "Take Toby with us, so he doesn't have to go back to foster care." Because she would miss him, and Fandom might not be safe for him pretty soon too if this kept up. "But I don't wanna leave!" she burst out. "God, how can they not have seen all the infestations this week yet?!"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you!" Kenzi had been wondering this and now it made much more sense. "So we just ... need to take him out?" She punched a fist into her hand. "Or hey! You could succubust him! Make him think that it's all good! How gross is he?" Take one for the team, Bo!

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"BLEAH." Right. She was going to need to bleach her brain. Maybe fry a few zombie fingers tonight. GAH.

"Nuts." Kenzi grumbled and stared at the rocking drawer, trying to think. The squeals weren't helping. "We could... someone, not me, I have no tact... do an end run around that Colbert guy and tell the nice normal boring old people the truth? Maybe they'd handle it? Or forget it two seconds later?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
"So we need a brilliant plant to get rid of him first, then convince the rich normal people they want to fund us?" Kenzi paused. "We can't just feed them all to your drawer?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ahahahahahhahahah yes it was.

"Soooooooo many puns. Sooooo little time. And you only have the one vag, so."

Stay classy, Kenzi. "You got another plan? Do the teachers? Does anyone?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's an image," Kenzi said, shuddering. Then grinned. "Gimme five bucks and I'll try to do it."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-04-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, just because I *would* doesn't mean I'm above being paid for it," Kenzi grinned back.