Fandom High Security Office, Tuesday, March 5

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"No," Bo repeated into the phone for what she was pretty sure was the third time. "We're not interested in purchasing a Cobweb Surveillance System. Even if we didn't already have our own security set-up that can detect when a gremlin thinks the word Skywalker, why would I want to keep track of cobwebs? What're they gonna do, stage a coup and take over the school if the janitor misses a spot while he's dusting?"

Pause.

Pause.

Pause.

"So if the estimate team comes out today, can you have it installed by the weekend?"

Until then, she'd just be poking at the corners of her office every so often with that broom she stole from Fosse's closet.

[Open office is open. If cobwebby.]

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Kenzi popped her head in the doorway. "Got a few minutes, Bo? ... what are you doing?"

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"Checking for Thong Spiders," Bo answered with another suspicious jab of her broom at the ceiling above her desk. "Apparently there's an infestation on the east coast this year."

Or they just really wanted to sell her a Cobweb Surveillance System. Still. Thong Spiders. Better safe than sorry.

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"You are kidding me. That is..."

Kenzi checked the ceiling and said, "Did something move up there?"

No, but it might make Bo jump.

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Or, you know. Hit the wall so hard with the broom that she chipped the paint. "Oh, Fosse's gonna love that. Brat."

Had there been a Thong Spider, Bo would not now be making I will bat your hair with this cobwebby broom gestures at Kenzi. But there wasn't, so she was.

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Kenzi was too busy snickering to look really upset about that.
"C'mon, our respected, er... janitor-thing, has oodles of respect for you! Why would he give you a hard time?" Ahem.

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SEX. POLLEN. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE HER.

"Don't tease the lady who knows where you hide the booze you don't have," said Bo, not putting down the broom.

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Kenzi had a terrific comeback to that. Really!

But her response was sadly lost to history, as there was no longer a perky Goth standing there, but a perky yet irate raccoon.

"!!!!"

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"There are better ways to avoid getting hit with a broom than turning into a cute fuzzy animal," Bo finally said after she ran out of ellipses.

Though, on reflection, she wasn't sure if that was true.

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Kenzi decided this would be an awesome time to wander over and experiment with the levers and buttons on Bo's chair.

La la la la. Can't hear your threats! Raccoon!

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Right. Because raccoons were congenitally deaf.

"Hey, cut that out unless you want to set off the turbo-spin."

There wasn't a turbo-spin. Probably.

By which we mean that Bo had not yet managed to discover one despite accumulated hours of searching.

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See, possibly her hearing was effected. Or just her impulse control, because that sounded like a fantastic goal.

Whoaaa, recliner! ...and she meant to do that backward somersault, honest.

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Bo wasn't reaching for the camera on her phone, honest!

"I don't suppose there's any point in asking what you wanted to talk to me about now..."

Could raccoons type?

Did she want to give Kenzi the idea, even if they could?

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Mayyyybe not. Especially since the concepts that had brought her here were too complex for her happy raccoon brain to care about now. Why give Kenzi access to something she'd just misuse right now?

Kenzi chittered inquisitively, then started to pick up pieces of paper, examining them, then filing them. In either the trash or her mouth, depending on the smell of the ink.

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"Oh for... Don't eat that! It's the receipt for that bad batch of zombie repellant we got in last week."

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"Pbbbbbbbbttttttt."

And now it has Kenzi-drool on it. You're welcome.

Care for some pre-chewed gum? Yes?