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Bo Jones. Or maybe Dennis. ([personal profile] nookiepowered) wrote2011-12-02 02:57 pm

Fandom High Security Office: Friday

In any other situation, Bo would be rolling her eyes at the fact that Portalocity had never taken her off their spammy mailing list as requested.

When the message came through today, though, she couldn't help but a) be grateful they hadn't, b) freak the hell out, c) feel oddly guilty for yelling at them over something so miniscule, d) freak the hell out, and e) hit the internet even harder for anything she could find on these Auditor things Zoe had been told about.

Could they possibly be Fae? Except she wouldn't find that out on the web, because the Fae were all about keeping themselves a secret in her world.

Aaaand now she'd be slapping her forehead and pulling out her cell, because she knew someone who could tell her that, didn't she.

Aaaand now she'd be listening to what should have been Saskia's voicemail message say "Le numéro composé n'est pas en service..."

Aaaand now she'd be saying "Merde, merde, merde," only not in French.

[Open office is open!]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
"'Hello dahlings, I'm naked in the hot tub, thinking of you, leave a message and you will so hear back?'" Kenzi guessed. "...crap." She bit her lip, fingers twisting together, then said carefully, "Hug?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Who'd believe me?" Kenzi said, squeezing Bo back. "Yeah," she said, her voice really quiet. It wasn't fair that somebody who Bo actually got answers and hope from had just gone pfftt without warning. "I still haven't, uh. Checked. Scared." She swallowed. "Maybe I should?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh hey! Yeah. It might be." Kenzi brightened, and whipped out her phone, voice speeding up as she punched buttons. "Duh, it has to be something really simple like that, or she lost her phone, or... hi! Aunt Ludmilla! You're there!" Kenzi beamed at Bo. "Yes, it's Kenzi. Who else is your favorite niece?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"What?" Kenzi's face started to fall. "I... yeah. Of course. How about, um, how's Sashcha doing? Oh, that's good... But-- No, that makes sense." Kenzi leaned into Bo, face starting to crumple. "Yeah? That's good..."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi's arm went around Bo, super-tight. "No, it's no big," she said, keeping her voice steady. "I just wanted hints for Christmas, for Ike and Mike and... who?" Now she had her face buried against Bo. "Oh, you don't know him.... A nice playstation? Sure. I can get him that. Ooops. Gotta go, Tutya. Yup. Love you too. Dosvidanya."

Kenzi hung up and threw the phone, then glomped Bo the rest of the way, sniffling.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Couple of my cousins. Maybe three," Kenzi said, her voice muffled. "I'm the youngest, not the only niece. Mike too." She sighed, long and ragged. "I wish I still didn't know."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi sniffed, nodding hard. "Do you know-- does anybody know how, yet? 'Cause I can bring whoever's fixing it snacks. Or something." Stupid, stupid, but what else could she do? She leaned into Bo. "Can I spend the night at your place?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Deal," Kenzi promised. "Maybe we can figure out a way to cheat the tax man." She smirked a tiny bit. "Ice cream, though? It's necessary."