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Bo Jones. Or maybe Dennis. ([personal profile] nookiepowered) wrote2012-01-24 11:17 am

Fandom High Security Office, Tuesday, Jan 24th

It was one of those days.

Not one of Those Days, thank God; Bo had two of everything she was supposed to have two of and none of everything she was supposed to have none of and she wasn't singing or standing on a crate to make milkshakes.

It was just one of those days when, three days after finding out the hard way that using Tiny as a barometer of drink-strength was only slightly smarter than kissing a fish, she was sitting in her office, going through her e-mail, and finding out the harder way that no one should let her near a computer on Saturday nights.

"I signed up for what?"

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-01-25 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I know." It was even legal! "But hey, if I'm not spending it on hookers and blow, I have to go with my other vice." She grinned and held out her own foot, covered in new Doc Martens (http://www.dmusastore.com/p-3849-1460.aspx). "I figured, a couple splurges, save the rest for an emergency... like diamond shoes!" Watching Bo, she grinned. "Should I leave you guys alone?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-01-25 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
More giggling. "Boots, this is Bo. She likes men, women, ice cream, and being able to protect people. Bo, these are the Boots. They like long walks, slow dancing, and the occasional polishing. I hope you three are going to be really happy together."