Fandom High Security Office, Tuesday, Jan 24th

[nookiepowered]

It was one of those days.

Not one of Those Days, thank God; Bo had two of everything she was supposed to have two of and none of everything she was supposed to have none of and she wasn't singing or standing on a crate to make milkshakes.

It was just one of those days when, three days after finding out the hard way that using Tiny as a barometer of drink-strength was only slightly smarter than kissing a fish, she was sitting in her office, going through her e-mail, and finding out the harder way that no one should let her near a computer on Saturday nights.

"I signed up for what?"

Hi, theboobsthingwasatypo! Welcome to the best dating site in the multiverse! We know you're anxious to start using the site and checking out our kabillions of active users. Our matching system is the best in the business...

Facedesk.

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[nookiepowered]

"Thank you. I think." Bo grinned, flipping the box over to look at the back. "You did commentary tracks for a reality show?"

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"It was the only way I let them sell the DVD," Hercules said, as if it was something to be proud of. "Plus they offered me free wings. It was a good trade."

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Bo would blame Warren Worthington for her frown and squinty-eyed glance at Herc's wingless shoulders, if she knew That Kid With The Wings was Warren Worthington.

"Uh...wings?"

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"At a Hooters, if you want that much detail," Hercules said. "My server was named Candi, if I remember correctly. Spelled with an i, not a y."

He pondered that memory. "It was a fair trade for a few hours of my time."

[nookiepowered]

Aaaand she'd reached the point where Fandom had ruined her for the easy, normal answer to anything. Great.

"So free wings and breasts, then. Good deal."

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"And short-shorts," Hercules said. "Though usually the women in such places are a little... plastic for my tastes. I still tip them as one should, as they all have their own lives to fund."

He nodded sagely. "Ever find anyone to participate in the pillow fight?"

[nookiepowered]

"I dunno - what're your feelings about Steve Rogers?"

If she knew more about either of them, she'd know she was going to hell for that suggestion, instead of just being 87% certain.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

Hercules just laughed. "I have fought him before. But never with him disrobed or with pillows!"

He chuckled some more. "I think there is fanfiction like that in my world."

[nookiepowered]

"I think Frank Miller made a movie of it." Wrong Greek homoerotic fanfic there, but in Bo's defense, she knew that.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"Of Avengers having a pillow fight?" Hercules said. "I would have thought I heard of that..."

Yes, he was taking Bo's words as serious.

[nookiepowered]

"Well, they might've taken a few liberties and made it swords and Spartans, but they retained the hot shirtless Greek guys theme..."

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"Well, the Spartans didn't really believe in shirts. Which is somewhat of a problem when it comes to armor, but it suited them just fine. It suits me just fine most of the time," Hercules mused.

"I think I've seen that movie. It was funny."

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"Funny?" Bo repeated, thinking of slo-mo swirling sashes and flying blood and coming up with overdramatic, but not humorous.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"Well, in parts," Hercules said, chuckling at the memory. "It is amazing how much blood was in their enemy!"

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Bo wrinkled her nose. "Remind me not to let you pick the comedies on movie nights."

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"Amadeus kept saying the same thing," Hercules said, a little baffled. "But I guess I will do my best to remind you."

"...does this mean I'm invited to movie night?"

[nookiepowered]

"Sure! Not that I've had a movie night since I was young enough for unironic pillow fights and parents who made sure we didn't rent anything worse than PG-13, but it doesn't sound like a bad idea." Though possibly it meant she needed to buy a tv bigger than her laptop screen.

"...Amadeus as in rock me, comma?"

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"As in Cho, seventh smartest person in my universe," Hercules said. "We traveled together for a long time, recently. He's a good young man."

He smiled a proud smile. "He's off doing his own thing, now."

[nookiepowered]

"Ahhh. That makes so much more sense than Mozart not liking your taste in comedy."

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure he'd probably disagree too," Hercules said. "He always struck me as a stuffy little jerk."

He nodded sagely.

Smirking the whole time.