43 Unicorn, Monday Morning...ish

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When you stumble home from a weekend booty social call in Wales via portal at Godonlyknowswhat o'Clock in the morning (sadly without a stop at your office on the way), you're a little less likely to notice a stranger crashed on your couch than you are when you stumble back downstairs after a few hours of sleep.

And a brief tiptoe around the corner to grab the nearest blunt object.

"If you're somebody I know who suddenly sprouted a penis today, tell me now so we can save us both the concussion and the awkwardness," Bo said, gripping her baseball bat firmly.

Said the woman who saw nothing awkward in wielding a baseball bat while wearing a negligee and a pair of red fuzzy Angry Birds house slippers.

[OOC: for the housemates!]

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"Nothing you're likely to find a sock on the doorknob over." Bo paused. "Though I think if you get hold of the right clerk -- that guy with the blue hair and the septum piercing? -- we can probably get J,GoB delivered now."

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"Oh, cool." Kenzi beamed at your roomie. "You are the gift that keeps on giving."