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[From here]
"Umm...please don't plan to use me as a weapon? I'd prefer not to get flung at anyone, if that's cool. I'd probably, umm, bounce? But I'm definitely not a unicorn. Not entirely sure what I am, but it's not that. Umm, unless you mean in the urban dictionary sense, in which case...still not me."
"Umm...please don't plan to use me as a weapon? I'd prefer not to get flung at anyone, if that's cool. I'd probably, umm, bounce? But I'm definitely not a unicorn. Not entirely sure what I am, but it's not that. Umm, unless you mean in the urban dictionary sense, in which case...still not me."
[From here]
"Darling, if you're looking to learn to flirt, you've come exactly to the right place." She'd learned from the best, after all. "I can tell you all about what to do when you're naked in front of a lover.
BECAUSE THE IDEA OF KARLA GIVING BO FLIRTING TIPS MAKES ME LOL
"Darling, if you're looking to learn to flirt, you've come exactly to the right place." She'd learned from the best, after all. "I can tell you all about what to do when you're naked in front of a lover.
[From here.]
Yes, Emma had figured out the phones were going nuts. Did she care? OF COURSE NOT. A girl had to sow a little chaos to help recover from being poisoned.
"I'd hope you're not sleeping with my parents. For one, Winston does so like them barely-legal - in most senses of the term - and you sound like a boy, which is so not his type."
"As to the blackmail... darling, no one blackmails me. Ever. Information is my business."
Yes, Emma had figured out the phones were going nuts. Did she care? OF COURSE NOT. A girl had to sow a little chaos to help recover from being poisoned.
"I'd hope you're not sleeping with my parents. For one, Winston does so like them barely-legal - in most senses of the term - and you sound like a boy, which is so not his type."
"As to the blackmail... darling, no one blackmails me. Ever. Information is my business."
[From here]
I'm not sure who's been saying what, sweet thing, but I'm lewd in the mornings, not crude. It's completely different. If you and your pants come down to my ship tonight, I'll show you.
I'm not sure who's been saying what, sweet thing, but I'm lewd in the mornings, not crude. It's completely different. If you and your pants come down to my ship tonight, I'll show you.
[from here]
"Wow, whoever this was meant for has no tact. Seriously, 'rack'? In what world does that manage to work as part of a pick up line?"
In the world of teenage booty calls, Tony.
"Glad you know that you can really do better than that."
"Wow, whoever this was meant for has no tact. Seriously, 'rack'? In what world does that manage to work as part of a pick up line?"
In the world of teenage booty calls, Tony.
"Glad you know that you can really do better than that."
Edited 2016-01-29 23:25 (UTC)
(From here.)
"You're asking me? Honestly, sex goes pretty much the same in any time. If you don't want it, smack him."
"You're asking me? Honestly, sex goes pretty much the same in any time. If you don't want it, smack him."
[from here]
"My balls aren't magical, silly! There's just a whole lot of them. I keep them stashed all over town for ball emergencies. They are pretty sturdy, though, you got that part right! And don't worry, if you and Hannibal prefer to have your ball-fun in private, I won't bother you. Blinds or no blinds."
"My balls aren't magical, silly! There's just a whole lot of them. I keep them stashed all over town for ball emergencies. They are pretty sturdy, though, you got that part right! And don't worry, if you and Hannibal prefer to have your ball-fun in private, I won't bother you. Blinds or no blinds."
"I'm not jealous of what anybody does with their mouths with their elders or anybody else! STOP BLOODY RUBBING IT IN."
... Okay, maybe Jonothon was a little jealous.
A lot jealous.
There was absolutely jealous incoherent muttering before he hung up the phone.
[From here!]
... Okay, maybe Jonothon was a little jealous.
A lot jealous.
There was absolutely jealous incoherent muttering before he hung up the phone.
[From here!]
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