Fandom High Security Office: Thursday 8/25

[nookiepowered]

Bo was not chortling as she reviewed the outdoor security footage from last week, because that would be mean.

She was trying to figure out how to instruct the system to FREAKING CALL HER when it identified things like someone hanging naked from the side of the dorms.

And snickering a little.

Which was not chortling.

At all.

[OOC: Raccoonmodding by permission, open to all!]

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[nookiepowered]

Bo snorted and crossed her arms. "I didn't mean that word literally. I don't think anybody wants back the stuff you ate."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, they're out of luck there," Kenzi said from the floor. Still all Dying Pathetic Flower Swan. "...C'mon. I mean. You couldn't put that stuff on the internet, it'd get taken down. And you're not that meeean."

[nookiepowered]

Dammit, she had a point. "I might just save it for my own private viewing..."

Wait. No. "Oh, eww, no. Wow, did I not mean that."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi's brief expression of total bzuh? melted into hilarity, and she sat up, hands dangling over her knees. "See! So, it should be gone!... wait, this is the good part."

Hellooo, Roy.

[nookiepowered]

Bo eyed the screen. "And you say my life is a porn movie?"

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I know!" Total glee. "Too bad he's leaving. He has *very* strong shoulders." She got back up to her feet without dusting herself off. "C'mon, be a pal... make me a copy and then zap it?"

What? She'd like to watch that again.

[nookiepowered]

"You're disturbed." Which didn't mean Bo wouldn't do it. She just felt the need to make the observation. "I'll zap it anyway; you get the copy if you return the undigested ill-gotten gains."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Unperturbed, Kenzi stomped in a circle, then stopped, huffing. "What I can remember goes to other people," she bargained. "Some of it was just shiny crap. Pens and knickknacks and change." None of it had been all that great. She was raccoon! Although... "It could be kind of fun. A Return Your Stuff room party."

Hmm. And meet people. And find out what they'd miss!

[nookiepowered]

When did this become Bo's life? "Fair enough. Everything that looks like somebody might actually want it back."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

When you decided to be a Good Samaritan, Bo. No good deed goes unpunished.

"Fine. Good." Kenzi sighed long-sufferingly. Then brightened. "Oh, right I came in here to ask you about gremlins!"

[nookiepowered]

Oh, this should be good. "What about them? The only one I've ever seen in person is the same one you saw, getting attacked by a mutant deer."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Do you know anything to get rid of them? Do they like licorice? Hate it? How about mace? Pepper? Vinegar?" Kenzi rattled this all off quickly, looking innocent. Well. As innocent as she got. "PAM?"

[nookiepowered]

"I think spraying mace in their face would get rid of anybody." Nevertheless, Bo reached into her desk drawer and brought out her little spray bottle of supposed Gremlin Repellent. "I did get this in my welcome wagon package from the office."

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"Oooooo!" Kenzi snapped it up, examining it, taking off the cap, sniffing, and trying to peel off the label. "Where did they get it? Do you know what's in it?" Entrepreneurial spirit fairly gleamed off her.

[nookiepowered]

"No." And there were no ingredients listed. "I don't even know who it came from. There was just a note that said it works, but Lemon Pledge is cheaper."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Reeeeally." Sniff, sniff, then a sneeze. "Okay! This is very good to know. Thank you, Bo!"

Muahahahaha!

[nookiepowered]

"Dare I ask what you're planning to do with that knowledge?"

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Nothing illegal. Just very, very profitable." Kenzi grinned at her. "People need to be protected!"

Make of that what you will.