Fandom High Security Office: Thursday 8/25

[nookiepowered]

Bo was not chortling as she reviewed the outdoor security footage from last week, because that would be mean.

She was trying to figure out how to instruct the system to FREAKING CALL HER when it identified things like someone hanging naked from the side of the dorms.

And snickering a little.

Which was not chortling.

At all.

[OOC: Raccoonmodding by permission, open to all!]

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[nookiepowered]

Why did that name sound familiar? "Isn't he one of the new teachers?"

[sith_happened]

"HE'S TEACHING?!"

Inside voice, Anakin.

[nookiepowered]

Bo had to laugh. "That bad? They sent me a list so I'd know the difference between 'new faculty' and 'random creepy adult hanging around the students.' At least he's not one of those?"

[sith_happened]

"He can be both," Anakin griped, "especially if you hit him."

He realized that might require an explanation.

"He replicates if he's hit."

[nookiepowered]

"Like those food machines on Galaxy Quest?" Err.... Oh. "Oh. He clones himself?"

[sith_happened]

"The second one," Anakin said, nodding. "So he can irritate every member of the faculty simultaneously."

[nookiepowered]

"That sounds..." Freaky. But who the hell was she to talk? "Useful, I guess." Or, under some circumstances, fascinating, but she wasn't about to ask Anakin if the guy was cute.

Actually -- "Is he cute?"

More for the look on his face than because she had a burning need to know.

[sith_happened]

Anakin looked absolutely horrified.

"No!"

[nookiepowered]

"That was so worth asking, just for that expression." She only wished there was a security camera on in the actual security office right now.

[sith_happened]

"You are a terrible person," Anakin decided, nodding.

[nookiepowered]

"Sometimes," Bo agreed. "I want to use my powers for good, but evil is so tempting."

Irony: 2 points, one for the speaker and one for the listener. Bo: only aware of the first.

[sith_happened]

Anakin's smile was only slightly strained. "Well, I teach Ethics, so I can point you toward some helpful literature..."

[nookiepowered]

"On how to resist tormenting your co-workers?" Bo grinned, but there was a bit of I'm not sure I want to know what the study of ethics would have to say about my life behind it, too. "Sounds like something that would be good for our new faculty; maybe you should teach a class at the community center too."

[sith_happened]

"I think calling it 'Stopping Bugging Me, Jamie Madrox' might be a bit on the nose," Anakin decided.

[nookiepowered]

"So, not that I've met the guy, but having met a few Kenzis people who might get along well with him, what are the chances he'd take that class just to bug you?"

[sith_happened]

"About a hundred percent," Anakin replied. "He'd probably send ten of him."